Reed Elsevier plc (ADR) (NYSE:RUK)

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This is a 5 star "All Your Moneys Are Belongs To Us" pick... Surprise! Welcome to the information age... A bunch of guys from Amsterdam now control your life and your personal information... "Which information?", you ask... well that's all confidential...but add LexisNexis and ChoicePoint Together and lets just say they know what color underwear you are wearing. Don't worry though, they have your best interest in mind...

Anytime you want to buy something on credit (large purchases) these guys get a call...(Sure hope they don't finger-fudge your information)... Now that "credit is king" (cash is king no longer) these guys control your life...Getting a background check for that new job, these guys get a call...Want to get a home, car, insurance, etc.? well these guys will determine how much of a risk you are... Don't worry though, they are nice dutchmen and they will treat your information with the utmost of respect, (They wouldn't possibly share your information with anyone overseas, or leak it to Tom, Dick , Mao, Shultz, Gustav, or Vladamir)... and all the problems we've had securing said data have been solved, no malicious hacker is going to give you a 100 credit rating or take out a bunch of credit cards in your name). And quit asking questions, you know they don't like it when you ask questions... better stop or you'll end up unemployable and broke.